Darrin Blankenship

You know, it’s not like Kim Jong Un is playing three dimensional chess or anything. It’s that our President is playing 52 pickup.

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich? Turns out it’s just chance. - MIT Technology Review

Next time someone asks me “Well, what have you ever done?” I’ll just reply “Fuck off.”

macOS 11 - Concept by Alvaro Pabesio on Behance

I like it.

Twitter asks for help fixing its toxicity problem

It’s pretty simple: draft a clear, concise policy on harrassment and abuse and then apply it equally to every flaming dickhole who violates it without exceptions for “newsworthiness”.

Trump: ‘We’re Going To Have To Start Talking About Mental Institutions’ – Talking Points Memo

Sure. Reopen Bedlam. Next up: workhouses.

Collective Nouns for Humans in the Wild by Kathy Fish – .JellyfishReview.

Congratulations for making national news, Jake the Asshole!

Sitting down to the live action Full Metal Alchemist on Netflix. Can’t be any worse than The Cloverfield Paradox. I hope.

[Kurt Eichenwald: Let’s Repeal the Second Amendment Vanity Fair](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/politics/2013/01/kurt-eichenwald-lets-repeal-second-amendment)

talkingpointsmemo.com

Trump Says He’s Asked DOJ To Create Regulations Banning Bump Stocks

Wait, wait WAIT! I thought it was the brown guy who was supposed to take away our precious murder babies?

www.mcsweeneys.net

My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15

Rednecks: A Short Fiction — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER

Uh, that’s pretty dark, CARROT.

The NRA Is a Terrorist Organization

Yup.

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Meet the Artist Who Makes Creatures Out of Cutlery

These are just lovely.

“Hopes and prayers”: I’m not going to do anything useful for you but I don’t want anyone to think I’m an asshole.

Whee!