You know, it’s not like Kim Jong Un is playing three dimensional chess or anything. It’s that our President is playing 52 pickup.
Next time someone asks me “Well, what have you ever done?” I’ll just reply “Fuck off.”
It’s pretty simple: draft a clear, concise policy on harrassment and abuse and then apply it equally to every flaming dickhole who violates it without exceptions for “newsworthiness”.
Sure. Reopen Bedlam. Next up: workhouses.
Sitting down to the live action Full Metal Alchemist on Netflix. Can’t be any worse than The Cloverfield Paradox. I hope.
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Trump Says He’s Asked DOJ To Create Regulations Banning Bump Stocks
Wait, wait WAIT! I thought it was the brown guy who was supposed to take away our precious murder babies?
My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15
Meet the Artist Who Makes Creatures Out of Cutlery
These are just lovely.
“Hopes and prayers”: I’m not going to do anything useful for you but I don’t want anyone to think I’m an asshole.